I'd kneel and make you tea, Sauron, but I'm sorry. My heart belongs strictly to Elazul, no matter how attractive I may find you. Elazul is a beautiful blue and golden galaxy to me. You should watch out for though. She'll literally tie you up and do all sorts of things that I can't even imagine.
My brain is unbleachable. I've read so many types of hentai. Not something I'm interested in. I guess it's just the phase of growing up. But like, I don't even get excited by reading those mangas. Fuck yeah, I'd rather watch Doctor Who or Merlin! Or read another case of Sherlock Holmes. Or play video games. But sometimes, I'm not in the mood to do any of those. I read hentai just to occupy my time until I do want to watch Merlin or youtuber vids. Basically, I'm just trying to say, I'm not "interested" in that stuff. Eww. No! I'm staying a virgin!