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The Lord of Mordor wishes you... by sycamoreleaf The Lord of Mordor wishes you... by sycamoreleaf
HAPPY VALENTINES! the way you maniacs have put up with me and my Silmarillion obsession is a miracle 
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Sketchevrywir Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014
I NEARLY SPIT OUT MY COFFEE AT THAT PICK-UP LINE
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Himoko-chan Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2014
This is how he was able to give away all those rings, wasn't it.  THIS.  WHO COULD SAY NO?
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Time-Moose Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I'd kneel and make you tea, Sauron, but I'm sorry. My heart belongs strictly to Elazul, no matter how attractive I may find you. Elazul is a beautiful blue and golden galaxy to me. You should watch out for :iconcivil-war-casualty: though. She'll literally tie you up and do all sorts of things that I can't even imagine.
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Civil-War-Casualty Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
You probably shouldn't either, might need bleach for your brain. Tis true though I would be positively wicked to him.
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Time-Moose Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
My brain is unbleachable. I've read so many types of hentai. Not something I'm interested in. I guess it's just the phase of growing up. But like, I don't even get excited by reading those mangas. Fuck yeah, I'd rather watch Doctor Who or Merlin! Or read another case of Sherlock Holmes. Or play video games. But sometimes, I'm not in the mood to do any of those. I read hentai just to occupy my time until I do want to watch Merlin or youtuber vids. Basically, I'm just trying to say, I'm not "interested" in that stuff. Eww. No! I'm staying a virgin!
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Civil-War-Casualty Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Okay, to each their own then my dear.
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StarsilverEld Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2014  Student General Artist
Why wouldn't we put up with a silmarillion obsession? It gives us such pretty things to play with. *Stalks off back into Mordor cackling. Several orcs hide under a rock in fear*

Thanks for such lovely art,

~Star
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Kreoko Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
n-not at all, my lord~

*swoon*
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MelkorBauglirr Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014  Hobbyist
Awwww! So... So... Cute! %3
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teameftiwic Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Jess, one could read this and think of things that are not age appropriate.
[[we all know i love this too much and that it's the best thing ever]]]
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Samciu Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
How would I be able to say "no" to such hot... Nevermind.
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RCris123 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2014
Tehehe! Annatar sweetheart you make me blush...
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Darkendrama Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2014
Epic!Without Name :epic: First Meiko Honma Menma (Excited) [V1] 
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Voievoda Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2014
YES!
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Akai-Tenshi Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2014
Well, a) I am in fact a maniac, and b) your silmarillion obsession makes my life even more beautiful.
I don't know if I want to hug sauron, laugh, or run. .  .
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sycamoreleaf Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Hug then run laughing before get gets over the confusion. 
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Akai-Tenshi Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014
I have a feeling that outrunning Sauron will not be easy . . .but otherwise that sounds like a great plan. Maybe if I have something to throw behind me as a distraction I'll make my escape? You maybe a gold ring, or hobbits, or Melkor? . . . the last one may only get me into worse trouble . . .
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StarsilverEld Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2014  Student General Artist
Hobbits. Most definitely hobbits. Maybe mushroom-eating hobbits. Or Rabagast. Saruman's quote from the hobbit always has me cracking up.

Gandalf "Well, he's odd, I'll grant you. He lives a solitary life... "
Sarumam "It's not that. It's his excessive consumption of mushrooms!"

wonder what mairon thinks of mushrooms...

~Star
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StarscreamSkydancer Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Damn, he's hot!
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